p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
