Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
ttyl tear gas
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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