Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I supernannyed him into submission
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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