Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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