# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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