I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
