You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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