I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
