did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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