I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
