Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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