We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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