Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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