Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Randomize
