Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
