y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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