Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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