Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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