I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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