i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I will be naked everywhere
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
