I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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