Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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