Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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