Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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