Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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