Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
PANTIES FOUND
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