So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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