i just google imaged poop.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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