i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
you never un-have a 4some
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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