She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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