the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize