i think my mom watched the whole time
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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