I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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