I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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