he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
