Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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