Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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