What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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