I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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