So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
The feeling are messing with the penis
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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