i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Dicks are not precious.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Randomize
