If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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