I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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