I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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