hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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