Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Randomize
