i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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