I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Just puked most of my soul out..
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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