i jhust puked up my retainher.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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