Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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