Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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