Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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