And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
