did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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